Fred? Kev. Long time listener, first time writer.
This is just a quick note to let you know that after a somewhat disturbing dream yesterday I went on a bit of a nu-metal trip and downloaded your 'Greatest Hitz' record. I'm not going to lie to you Fred, I had low expectations. I anticipated a couple of happy-memory-enducing, heavily downtuned, rock club dancefloor anthems and a lot of chaff holding up the disc. I was wrong. 17 tracks (my favourite number, just so you know for future reference) and a surprising amount of solid material on there. We all know the hits; 'Break Stuff', 'Nookie', 'Faith', 'My Generation', hell I nearly forgot about 'My Way', but you've done a good job here. Your cover of 'Bittersweet Symphony' is everything I hoped it would be having gleefully spotted it on the tracklisting. I know you've had your troubles recently and it must be difficult going from being one of the biggest rockstars on the planet to the poster boy for metal mocking, but I wanted you to know I think you're ok.
On the flipside I also downloaded 'The Best of Korn' - a huge disappointment. The pupil has truly become the teacher here and Jonathan Davis and co could do a lot worse than having a listen through your work and giving themselves a long hard look in the mirror. Then again, what else could you expect from a band who've peddled the same rubbish for so many years? You know what I'm saying, bro! If you were here you'd high-five me now. We'd crack a beer and maybe eat some fried some chicken too.
You'll never see this but that's ok. I know you're a busy guy.
Keep on rocking