Wednesday, 23 April 2008

Myspace Fruit Of The Week - Part 4

I'm quite busy this week with the launch of the '50 Not Out' compilation as well booking a couple of tours for Secondsmile and enjoying a feast of particuarly fruitful brainstorming sessions, so I've decided not to focus on any one induvidual in this weeks Myspace feature, and instead give you a little glimpse of the wonderful add requests I've received so far today. A picture speaks a thousand words and all that:

Cunt Pig wants to be your friend. That sounds like a difficult request to decline.

Wasn't the weather great yesterday? Walking down Portobello Road, arms bare, jumper left at home neatly filed under "no need", McFlurry in hand and almost considering smiling at passers by. "Hello summer, it's so good to see you."

This morning I awoke to the sound of rain on the window. Mother Nature is a cruel bitch.

Guys, a little warning: Never, and I mean never try to check your email on your mobile whilst a little bit tipsy and peeing into a tiny toilet on a bus as it coils its way around the many roundabouts of outer London. No electronic communication is worth that toilet seat collapsing pain or awkwardly stained trouser leg.

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